Zealot of the mainstream antithesis, unabashed cynic within reason, erudite esotericist, solipsist in solitude – compulsive colloquialist. Inveterate day dreamer and nocturnal scribbler who clumsily hops from one project to the other and never writes two books in the same sub-genre. Reclusive musician and demonstrative athlete. Stuff my recent existence in a nutshell and this would about sum it up.